Life's Too Short

For Bad Hotels.

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Hope you stretched before this visit.

All over this page, you'll find different destinations. Click on a destination and you'll find a page full of blogs, content, and youtube videos from this specific destination. There might even be a travel guide on there!

I'm here to help luxury travelers find where their next trip should go and how to make it spicy.

Vienna, Austria

Vienna deserves so much more attention. It's a gorgeous city, and I loved it even more than I thought.

Rome, Italy

Roman history fan? You MUST visit Rome. Even though it can be crowded. Pick the right time.

Disneyland Paris, France

I might've been here about 100 times - if not more. I have an annual gold pass. Most magical place.

Paris, France

My second home. I lived there for a year, and still keep going back there.

My Top Destinations:

Last visit: June 2026

PARIS

Will never get bored of this city. It is gorgeous. The lights are magical. The language is beautiful. I feel most alive here.

Last visit: October 2024

IBIZA

I was one of many that saw Ibiza as a party island, but it's so much more than that. It's actually incredibly gorgeous. Loved it!

Last visit: May 2024

LOS ANGELES

The first time that I went to Los Angeles, I loved it so much that I went back 6 months later. Can't wait to go back here again.

And not just the hotels, obviously. But the activities, restaurants, bars - just the destination overall. How long to go, when to go, should you even go at all?

Essentially, I test out the hotels so you don't  have to experience dissapointment.

You're in the right place, baby.

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From start to finish. So that I can give you the actual truth. Nothing sucks as bad as the internet telling you something is amazing, and in the end it actually is really bad. You can count on me to give you the actual honest story.

I Record The Whole Thing

Then of course, I'm actually going on the trip - stay at the hotel, eat at the restaurants, drink at the bars, etc.

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Book The Trip

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Research The Destination

I look for the best hotels, restaurants, cocktailbars, winebars, activities etc. And see if they're actually as good as the internet says they are (some might really disappoint you)

Here’s What I Do

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Los Angeles

Los Angeles is huge and there's so much to explore. I've stayed there at 3 different hotels, ate at the best (and not so best) restaurants...

If you're looking to travel to Los Angeles, you're not just traveling to a city.

  • You're going to the beach, the city, and everything in-between.
  • You need at least 2 weeks to explore at a slow pace.
  • Still interested? Then here's more information:

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Ibiza

Ibiza is not just a party island. Many people thought that, myself included. I loved Ibiza so much, more than I would ever have expected.

What makes Ibiza amazing:

  • Ibiza has such a gorgeous nature
  • There's ocean everywhere.
  • You go to bed and wake up with the sound of the waves, which is the most therapeutic wake up call.

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Antwerp

Antwerp was one of the trips that I didn't plan. I wanted to go somewhere close to home, and that turned out to be Antwerp.

What you need to know before booking a trip to Antwerp:

  • Go between May - September, otherwise you can expect rain.
  • I actually didn't really like Antwerp itself that much.
  • I did however LOVED the hotel we stayed at. Spent about 75% of our time inside the hotel.

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— Joya, subscriber on Youtube

“Absolutely loved this Rome vlog! Your tips on managing crowds were so practical. Can't wait for your next adventure!”

Overheard

1. Travel slow, relax and enjoy.
2. Taste is a skill. Develop it.
3. Every night is cocktail night.
4. Feedback is a conversation.
5. Work hard and be nice.
6. Life is short, wear the shoes.
7. Joy is contagious.
8. Rest is required, not earned.
9. Creative work is still work.
10. Drink the Champagne.

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